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		<title>Parking Violation</title>
		<link>http://quasicontrol.wordpress.com/2010/08/09/parking-violation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 01:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>slayton</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[meter maids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parking]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The city of cambridge is pretty strict about enforcing parking violations outside my building.  Its not uncommon for me to see two or three cars with parking tickets on my way to work.  The most amazing thing I&#8217;ve ever seen was after watching an officer ticket a car (5 minutes before the parking limits expire [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quasicontrol.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6942828&amp;post=759&amp;subd=quasicontrol&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Too much control!</title>
		<link>http://quasicontrol.wordpress.com/2010/07/27/too-much-control/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>slayton</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fridge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grad students never eat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quasicontrol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[self starvation]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[total control]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quasicontrol.com/?p=722</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After having spent time in Mexico, Utah, and on Cape Cod I finally came home from the best summer vacation, the only problem is that I came home sunday night alone.  My wife is going to continue with her vaca marathon. This means that  I have 2-3 weeks by myself with no one to tell me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quasicontrol.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6942828&amp;post=722&amp;subd=quasicontrol&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tech Support</title>
		<link>http://quasicontrol.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/tech-support/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 16:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>slayton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freeloaders always asking for help]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quasicontrol.com/?p=679</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I came across a infographic/webcomic today entitled &#8220;Why its better to pretend you don&#8217;t know anything about computers&#8221; by the oatmeal. It really made me laugh. Here is a little peice of it. Filed under: Humor Tagged: computers, freeloaders always asking for help, internet, Technology<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quasicontrol.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6942828&amp;post=679&amp;subd=quasicontrol&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>As seen on TV in Nigeria</title>
		<link>http://quasicontrol.wordpress.com/2010/05/07/as-seen-on-tv-in-nigeria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 21:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>slayton</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[act now]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[babysitting]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quasicontrol.com/?p=655</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A while back I emailed a friend asking if he and his wife would like to babysit for us. I sent this email: How would you guys like 2 round trip all expenses paid tickets to our home on saturday night for an exciting night of baby sitting? Now I know what you&#8217;re thinking right now [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quasicontrol.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6942828&amp;post=655&amp;subd=quasicontrol&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Two April 1st Gems</title>
		<link>http://quasicontrol.wordpress.com/2010/04/01/two-april-1st-gems/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>slayton</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[april first]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[april fools]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rickroll]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sense of humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trolololo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quasicontrol.com/?p=624</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are two youtube gems that have become quite popular on the internet lately.  Today for April fools youtube has introduced &#8220;Text Mode&#8221;. Click on the box right next to the volume control (usually shows up as 360p) and select TEXTp. I guess the new text mode might also explain the recent Vowel Outage that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quasicontrol.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6942828&amp;post=624&amp;subd=quasicontrol&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Day light savings fun</title>
		<link>http://quasicontrol.wordpress.com/2010/03/14/day-light-savings-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 04:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>slayton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight daylight savings time goes into affect. At 2 am wherever you are the clock jumps magically one hour forward to 3 am. It used to be that people had to change the clocks by hand either before they went to bed or after they woke up. I always prefered to make the change when [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quasicontrol.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6942828&amp;post=606&amp;subd=quasicontrol&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tech Support Question</title>
		<link>http://quasicontrol.wordpress.com/2010/03/05/tech-support-question/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>slayton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quasicontrol.com/?p=591</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I came across this today and had to share it.  Basically a woman calls a tech support blog asking why she can&#8217;t connect to her &#8220;linksys&#8221; internet anymore&#8230;  watch to find out what her problem was and why you shouldn&#8217;t use open access wifi. Filed under: Humor, Technology Tagged: Humor, tech support, wifi<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quasicontrol.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6942828&amp;post=591&amp;subd=quasicontrol&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mr Diety</title>
		<link>http://quasicontrol.wordpress.com/2010/02/15/mr-diety/</link>
		<comments>http://quasicontrol.wordpress.com/2010/02/15/mr-diety/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 14:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>slayton</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mr diety]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[podcast]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quasicontrol.com/?p=575</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I discovered the Mr. Diety show on YouTube a few days ago and have enjoyed the few episodes I&#8217;ve watched.  Its a commedy show that likes to poke fun at the oddities that are make up mainstream Christianity.  The authors pride themselves on sticking to their source material.  I also recently found out that the creator, Brian Dalton, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quasicontrol.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6942828&amp;post=575&amp;subd=quasicontrol&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Zombies, a Neurobiological Perspective</title>
		<link>http://quasicontrol.wordpress.com/2010/01/15/neuro-zombies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>slayton</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[apocalypse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brains]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quasicontrol.com/?p=483</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Brains, all zombies crave them.  Why do zombies desire brains and what do zombies do with them once they&#8217;ve got their zombified fingers on them?  I don&#8217;t know if we will ever be able to answer this question, well at least not until the impending zombie apocalypse comes.  There are two main theories as to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quasicontrol.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6942828&amp;post=483&amp;subd=quasicontrol&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Financial Problems</title>
		<link>http://quasicontrol.wordpress.com/2010/01/08/financial-problems/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>slayton</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Financial Meltdown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Monopoly]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://quasicontrol.com/?p=469</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I found this online and just had to share it. I never ceased to be amazed by how many incredibly creative and funny people are out there. Posted in Humor Tagged: Financial Meltdown, Monopoly, Web Comic<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quasicontrol.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6942828&amp;post=469&amp;subd=quasicontrol&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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